I like to think I am an open minded person when it comes to robot relationships.
I don't judge when I hear about a man who loves himself a lady-bot... And I also fully support a lady who finds herself catching robot-fever... And robot poligamy? Sure, why not? More power to you... But I am a man who has limits. And there is one robot couple that I will not stand by and allow my children to have to witness.
Robots and monkeys... If God had intended monkeys to bread with robots, we wouldn't have made Adam and Eve, he would have made Adambot and Koko.
And just look at the offspring... It ain't right, I tell you.
Did you know that robots have their own robot pop stars? That's right. This is the robot world's equivilent of Justin Timberlake. He draws big crowds like Timberlake... he has back up dancers like Timberlake...
And yes, he even makes shitty music like Timberlake.