Simon Says

Simon says - You shouldn't let your kids get any closer to this robot.

And the robot's parol officer would almost certainly agree with Simon.

Trust Me, Don't Ever Laugh At A Robot

Oh, so you think robots are funny huh?


Well, I bet you don't think they're so funny now, do you?


Do you?

Do you???

Yeah, that's what I thought!!!

The Robot Facts Of Life

Q. What is more disturbing than robot pregnancy?
A. Robot childbirth!

I'm Telling You, Don't Ever Laugh At A Robot

What's so funny huh, buddy? You think that robot's funny? You think that robot is pretty funny don't you?

Well, I don't hear you laughing anymore!

I guess robots aren't so funny after all, are they???

Yeah, that's what I thought!

More Robot Love?

So you think maybe this blog has too many posts about the romantic relationships between robots and humans.

And maybe you have a point.

But I am sure you see my point - that there is lots of photographic evidence of robots, like this one, enjoying the sweet fleshy fruit of human desire:

And I think you also see his point when he argues that "she did not look 16 officer!"

'Cause she really doesn't...

Nope.

She really doesn't...

Well, maybe a little, but still...

Robots In Rock & Roll

Sometimes I wonder what role robots will play in the future of rock music.

Because sometimes I think it might be cool:

But I am afraid it also has the potential to just be creepy:

Robots: More Like Us Than You Might Think

And I for one, can especially relate to this robot...

Einsteinbot

What if they were to bring Einstein's head back to life and put it onto a robot body. Then it would be the most brilliant and influential robot in history.

But come on!

That's ridiculous!

Only an idiot would think of such a stipid idea!

Really, that's just dumb!

Oh yeah????

Well, try telling that to this guy...

Or this guy...

Actually, that last one isn't really that shocking is it?

My Favorite Robot

People always ask me which robot is my favorite, but to be honest, that's a very difficult question to answer. But I guess if I had to pick just one, I would say that this particular robot is my favorite:

I can't put my finger on why - There's just something that draws my eyes to it.

My Least Favorite Robot

When people ask which is my least favorite robot, that is a much easier question to answer.

This guy:
Because he's kind of a molester.

B9: Robot Playa

As you are already well aware, a current trend in robotics is for the robots to date human chicks. And there is no robot who is getting more sweet human love than the following robot. B9 is his name - and ladies are his game. I mean, just look at how much action this robot is getting:


Oooh, yeah!
Uh huh!

Very nice!
That's what I'm talking about!
Mmmm... Not too shabby!
Woah! Sweet momma!
That's right, B9 is the man!!!!


But what is it about him?

How does he get such sweet pieces of lady-candy?

What makes a robot so attractive? So masculin? So irresistable?


Well, I did some research, and it looks like it may have something to do with the fact that his programmer was one of the most masculin and manly examples of human kind:

That's right - Burt Reynolds.

Now it all makes sense, doesn't it?

Robot Fashion

I don't care if you are a robot or human...

gold glittery nail polish is tacky.