Robots: 2010

Thursday, October 28, 2010

I remember when I was a kid and I watched a robot strangle my best friend to death.

It was the most horrifying experience of my life.

And also the most awesome!

Did you know that Houdini died after being punched in stomach by a robot?

Some people might not understand why that would be considered a "great moment in robot history".

Those people are ignorant.

Also your son is kind of a weirdo.

But no matter which adventure you choose, that robot always ends up killing everybody.

Notorious B.O.T.

R.I.P

He uses a double. It's the only way!

What happens in Robot Vegas is deleted from his memory drive upon leaving Robot Vegas.

Except when they have pinchers.

Then again one time I saw a guy who had pinchers.