I remember when I was a kid and I watched a robot strangle my best friend to death. It was the most horrifying experience of my life. And a...

Did you know that Houdini died after being punched in stomach by a robot? Some people might not understand why that would be considered a ...

Also your son is kind of a weirdo.

But no matter which adventure you choose, that robot always ends up killing everybody.

Notorious B.O.T. R.I.P

He uses a double. It's the only way!

What happens in Robot Vegas is deleted from his memory drive upon leaving Robot Vegas.

Except when they have pinchers. Then again one time I saw a guy who had pinchers.

Hey controversial pop singer and American Idol also-ran Adam Lambert , I've an idea for you... Maybe you could stop stealing your stage ...

This time of the year it is easy to get carried away with such worldly things as Robot Santa... And robot reindeer... And even robot present...

H.E.S.T.E.R.

"Having a wonderful time. Wish you were an Asian chick."

When it comes to Cola drinks, we all know that Coke is the industry leader and Pepsi is the runner up. But how do these two companies compar...

I support government sponsored euthanasia-bots. And not just because I hate old people.

Some people think the most shocking story of 2009 was the tragic death of the robot king of pop... But I think even more shocking news story...

Even harder to put on than regular prophylactics.

Yesterday I received a very angry comment on this blog that you can read HERE . I guess that guy doesn't really like robots. Which is a ...

Pessimist Prime: Thinks the glass is half empty. Optimist Prime: Can turn into a diesel truck.

Now completely Katate-chop proof.

How many robots does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb... And one to f*** your wife while you are at wor...

Welcome to Robot Hospital. We can help you with all of your robot medical needs. We have a state of the art emergency room complete with por...

So a robot kidnaps a half-naked babe and starts shooting everybody else with his death ray? If you knew what I knew about robots, you wouldn...

So this robot is making out with a lady while being controlled by a little green monster? Again, based on my robot experience, this isn'...

I don't know what "planete interdite" means, but this is pretty much business as usual isn't it?

It's a strange phenomenon...

They are not familiar with our customs. They don't understand that after they hear the noise they should stop. They will keep pulling un...