Tuesday, June 5, 2007

Robot News: The Freedom Robot

As an answer to terrorism on the whole, New York City officials have decided to place a giant robot called The Freedom Robot at ground zero where the two towers of the World Trade Center once stood.
I know it makes me proud to be an American.
How do you like that shit, Bin Lauden???

Robots In History: A Brief Lesson

Many people, when they think of robots, think of the future. But that's too bad because robots have played a very important roll in history and it is important that we remember that.

For example, did you know that there was a robot on Gilligan's Island?
That's right, but the hostory of Robots actually goes back even further.

Yep, and did you know that Hitler had a robot as a personal bodyguard?

And did you know that many of the early cowboys back in the wild west were acually robots?
And on the other side of the world, many of the ancient Samurai were robots... Many historians also have suggested that Abraham Lincoln was himself was a robot:Do you think that's a lot of history? Huh? Do you think so? Well, what if I were to tell you that they have recently found fossils which suggest that many of what we now call "cavemen" were actually robot cavemen?That's right, and not only that, but some have even suggested that robots are responcible for the death of the dinosaurs:

Well, this has certainly not been a complete nor a comprehensive history of robots, but at least it gives you some perspective on the role that robots have played in our own history.

So now you know.

And knowing is half the battle.

Family Pictures

Some people say I used to look like a robot when I was a kid.

Here is a picture of me and my older brother taken outside my grandma's house back in 1983:

I think they just say that because I used to have kind of a "boxy" torso...

Robots: More Like Us Than You Might Think

Robots: More Like Us Than You Might Think

Robot Unicorns: More Like Real Unicorns Than You Might Think

Never Laugh At A Robot

So you think that robot's pretty funny do you? You think it's OK to just laugh in his face, is that right?
Well lady, I don't here you laughing anymore!

MmHm... That's what I thought.

One Of These Things Is Not Like The Others

One of these things is not like the others.
Three of these things are kind of the same.
But one of these things is not like the others.
Now it's time to play our game.
It's time to play our game...

If They Had To Make A Robot Clone...

Why would they make one of this guy?

Simon Says

Simon says - stretch out your arms like this...

Or I will shoot you in the chest with my death ray.

Special Needs Robots

Oh bla dee Oh bla dah.

Artificial Life goes on!

Robot Gynecologists

Alright, I admit I went too far.