Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Robot Plagiarism

Hey controversial pop singer and American Idol also-ran Adam Lambert, I've an idea for you...

Maybe you could stop stealing your stage act from robots!

Just an idea.


Saturday, December 19, 2009

Robot Christmas

This time of the year it is easy to get carried away with such worldly things as Robot Santa...
And robot reindeer...
And even robot presents...
But let us each try our best this season to place our focus on the real reason we celebrate Robot Christmas...

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Robots: More Like Us Than You Might Think

Great Robots In Literature


Robot Postcard

"Having a wonderful time. Wish you were an Asian chick."

Battle Of The Cola Robots

When it comes to Cola drinks, we all know that Coke is the industry leader and Pepsi is the runner up.

But how do these two companies compare when it comes to making robots?

Well, here is the Coke-Bot...
And here is the Pepsi-Bot...
Oh well, nice try Pepsi.

But I guess at least you're used to being second place.

Monday, December 14, 2009

Robot Death Panels

I support government sponsored euthanasia-bots.

And not just because I hate old people.

Sunday, December 13, 2009

2009 Robot Year In Review

Some people think the most shocking story of 2009 was the tragic death of the robot king of pop...
But I think even more shocking news story was about Robot Tiger Woods...

Robot Elmo: More Like Elmo Than You Might Think

Robot Prophylactics

Even harder to put on than regular prophylactics.

Robot Hate

Yesterday I received a very angry comment on this blog that you can read HERE. I guess that guy doesn't really like robots. Which is a phenomenon we have touched upon here in the past, but perhaps we should address in full today...

Some people hate robots...
And some robots hate people...
And if I am being absolutely honest with myself, I would probably have to side with the latter.

Because seriously, did you see the comment that guy left???