Thursday, October 28, 2010

Robot Memories

I remember when I was a kid and I watched a robot strangle my best friend to death.

It was the most horrifying experience of my life.

And also the most awesome!

Great Moments In Robots In History

Did you know that Houdini died after being punched in stomach by a robot?
Some people might not understand why that would be considered a "great moment in robot history".

Those people are ignorant.

Thursday, June 24, 2010

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Robot Choose Your Own Adventure

But no matter which adventure you choose, that robot always ends up killing everybody.

Great Robots In Hip Hop

Notorious B.O.T.


The Greatest Magic Trick I've Ever Seen

He uses a double. It's the only way!

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Robot Strip Clubs

What happens in Robot Vegas is deleted from his memory drive upon leaving Robot Vegas.

Robots: More Like Us Than You Might Think

Robot Hands: More Like Our Hands Than You Might Think

Except when they have pinchers.

Then again one time I saw a guy who had pinchers.