Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Robot Tanks

Now completely Katate-chop proof.

Classic Robot Joke

How many robots does it take to screw in a light bulb?


One to screw in the light bulb...

And one to f*** your wife while you are at work slaving away in a job you hate, working for some asshole you hate.


Yeah, I don't even get that joke.

And I think it is a little more personal than necessary.

But it is a classic!

Robot Hospital

Welcome to Robot Hospital.

We can help you with all of your robot medical needs.

We have a state of the art emergency room complete with porn star nurses... We specialize in:

Hernia operations...
Pacemakers...Physical therapy...
Face removal therapy...
Epidurals... (Robotchuma Robotchuma!)

And even carpel tunnel surgury...
Because you have to be careful about where you get your robot carpel tunnel surgury done.

This robot went to a non-robot hospital...
(Botchedchuma Botchedchuma)

Startling Stories

So a robot kidnaps a half-naked babe and starts shooting everybody else with his death ray?

If you knew what I knew about robots, you wouldn't find this story all that startling.

In fact, it's pretty typical.

Amazing Adventures

So this robot is making out with a lady while being controlled by a little green monster?

Again, based on my robot experience, this isn't really all that "amazing".

Planete Interdite

I don't know what "planete interdite" means, but this is pretty much business as usual isn't it?

Robots Who Look Like Their Owners

It's a strange phenomenon...