Saturday, October 6, 2007

Deep Robot Doctrine

If you meet a being who claims to be a robot, offer to shake its hand. If it shakes your hand and crushes all your fingers, you will know it is a real robot.

If it refuses to shake your hand, it still might be a robot - it could just be that it just wasn't programed to shake hands.

3 comments:

Suzanne said...

What if it shakes your hand it the hand is limp and clammy? Could it still be a robot, just one with many robot insecurities?

The Boy Who Raced said...

Really.

Really.

Funny.

richard dandelion said...

Oh man. For the eternal win.