Saturday, March 24, 2007

Why Girls Dig Robots

So as we have discussed, chicks really seem to dig robots. But why? Why are so many women these days chosing a relationship with a robot over a relationship with a man? Well, I don't claim to be an expert when it comes to women, but I do have a few ideas...

You see, women like to feel safe. They want someone to stand by their side and be there to support them - and give them the occasional neck rub (without making them wait until after the game).
Robots can be programed to do that.

They want someone who will bring them flowers for no reason (not just because they did something wrong). And without complaining how stupid it is to pay so much for the flowers when they are just going to die in a couple days anyway.
Robots can be programed to do that.

Women want someone who wants to go to the park with them and eat icecream cones even though we already have icecream in the freezer and we can just eat it and watch TV.
Robots can be programed to do that too.

Women want someone to look them in the eyes when they talk to them - no matter how revealing the shirt is that they are wearing.
Robots can even be programed to do that.

She wants someone who will sing her lovesongs.

Someone who enjoys spending time with her parents

Someone who is willing to kiss her grandmother.

Someone who enjoys talking to her on the phone.

And who doesn't complain about the shitty radio station she listens to in the car.

And last, but not least, she wants someone who can give her the sweet sweet loving she desires as a natural woman of flesh and bone.

And robots can be programmed to do all of this crap. Where with men on the other hand, she would have to invest years and years of training and even then, he probably wouldn't want to do this nonsese.

Except the last one of course.

After the game of course.


B. said...

This is the reason the internet was invented.

Awright13 said...

Wow Gats, wow.